tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post3211639498737092509..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Friday whateverGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-64460047435021820902012-07-21T19:25:49.450-04:002012-07-21T19:25:49.450-04:00Arthritophiliac...
...queue Barry White, oh hell...Arthritophiliac...<br /><br /><br />...queue Barry White, oh hell, queue Betty White.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-89049228486108869522012-07-21T16:02:47.411-04:002012-07-21T16:02:47.411-04:00New words:
Hypertensionphiliac
Arthritophiliac
...New words:<br /><br />Hypertensionphiliac<br /><br />Arthritophiliac<br /><br />Both sub-species cruise nursing homes looking for hook-ups, using shots of clear Benefiber as pick-up drink of choice. Well acquinted with the habits of their prey, they know all dates must start before 5 pm and end by 8 pm.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-74392202985017858252012-07-21T12:03:46.891-04:002012-07-21T12:03:46.891-04:00Maybe the internist was trying to seduce Mr Webste...Maybe the internist was trying to seduce Mr Webster?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-67051896042964027372012-07-21T11:18:49.648-04:002012-07-21T11:18:49.648-04:00Hilarious! 50 shades of "I dont give a fuck&q...Hilarious! 50 shades of "I dont give a fuck" love itAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-7707035715513367372012-07-21T11:17:19.851-04:002012-07-21T11:17:19.851-04:00"She can't come to the phone right now, s..."She can't come to the phone right now, she's seducing the patient". That would be inducing. Although <b>both result in sleep</b>, they should not be confused.<br /><br />Well NOT if one of them is being done properly...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-24914850293988650272012-07-21T10:26:17.067-04:002012-07-21T10:26:17.067-04:00Me: Pharmacy.
Mouth Breathing Moron [MBM]: Hello...Me: Pharmacy.<br />Mouth Breathing Moron [MBM]: Hello? Who 'dis?<br />Me: um, the pharmacy?<br />MBM: yeah, fill my subscriptions<br />Me: your prescriptions?<br />MBM: you gotta smart mouf! *click*<br />Me: ?!?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-61734476871524349122012-07-20T23:41:17.076-04:002012-07-20T23:41:17.076-04:00That may well have been my elderly patient who tol...That may well have been my elderly patient who told me about his 'romantic' arthritis of the hips....BizzyMommahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15990015228648456768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-30361726999599870702012-07-20T21:19:49.544-04:002012-07-20T21:19:49.544-04:00Bending over can definitely be related to either t...Bending over can definitely be related to either the prostate or being prostrate...<br /><br />::washes brain out with soap::tbd88https://www.blogger.com/profile/04201897825506256943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-45758734947879940282012-07-20T21:17:28.985-04:002012-07-20T21:17:28.985-04:00Man, that would make SUCH a fucking amazing "...Man, that would make SUCH a fucking amazing "Family Circus" cartoon! I TOTALLY see Dolly looking up with that adorable expression on her face and saying something like "Teacher says my behavior in class lately has been erotic." Fucking comedy GOLD! Why do all the good ideas come after I'm too fucking dead to draw them??? Oh, well, back to the fucking fire and brimstone...Bil Keanenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-53337588001493683872012-07-20T21:07:22.452-04:002012-07-20T21:07:22.452-04:00"He sure has a funny way of measuring blood p..."He sure has a funny way of measuring blood pressure, though..."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-9189292058562735372012-07-20T21:04:10.209-04:002012-07-20T21:04:10.209-04:00Maybe he meant hieratic.Maybe he meant hieratic.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-45460239264886483382012-07-20T20:29:18.867-04:002012-07-20T20:29:18.867-04:00Once while beginning an anesthetic, someone called...Once while beginning an anesthetic, someone called over the intercom into the OR for me. I heard the OR secretary yell "She can't come to the phone right now, she's seducing the patient". That would be inducing. Although both result in sleep, they should not be confused.burnttoastnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-51925642926619549652012-07-20T17:01:47.191-04:002012-07-20T17:01:47.191-04:00Makes me think of the folks who say, "I have ...Makes me think of the folks who say, "I have prostrate problems." <br /><br />You can't bend over? WT....?RehabRNhttp://rehabrn.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-65729314862027833032012-07-20T10:57:28.573-04:002012-07-20T10:57:28.573-04:00So gramps didn't die with a smile on his face ...So gramps didn't die with a smile on his face from an erotic embolism???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-62857391893604587902012-07-20T09:57:21.004-04:002012-07-20T09:57:21.004-04:00... which explains why he only sometimes gets laid...... which explains why he only sometimes gets laid.Moosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10397412122635951126noreply@blogger.com