tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post3109896066588086328..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Sunday guest postGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-1047540328424678062011-11-29T17:22:53.349-05:002011-11-29T17:22:53.349-05:00I agree with Officer Cynical on all points.
And n...I agree with Officer Cynical on all points.<br /><br />And no, I do not shift over one lane to allow someone getting on the I to merge. Merging is their problem, not mine.Mad Jackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06190137186843630543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-47466262967723330472011-11-29T10:35:59.274-05:002011-11-29T10:35:59.274-05:00Miss you, Officer Cynical - hope you guest post ag...Miss you, Officer Cynical - hope you guest post again soon!<br /><br />And can I just say "YES!!! THIS!!!" to everything you wrote?Carolynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12191934136558101400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-55114926614942831322011-11-28T18:21:03.543-05:002011-11-28T18:21:03.543-05:00Miss you too, Officer Cynical.
I think my scaries...Miss you too, Officer Cynical.<br /><br />I think my scariest experience on an on-ramp was when someone drifted from the shoulder on the main road into my lane.Pleochroiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02083594385971014210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-30990686060230726172011-11-28T14:52:14.043-05:002011-11-28T14:52:14.043-05:00Miss you Officer Cynical. Ditto to all that has b...Miss you Officer Cynical. Ditto to all that has been said above regarding your absence from the blogs.Margarethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12984912401273140073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-69451826721309657682011-11-28T14:06:18.686-05:002011-11-28T14:06:18.686-05:00Welcome Back Officer Cynical..more guest writing p...Welcome Back Officer Cynical..more guest writing please!pharmacy chickhttp://pharmacychick.blogpharm.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-1817716837412935132011-11-28T12:40:48.174-05:002011-11-28T12:40:48.174-05:00I miss OC. However, I understand why.
#1 it usua...I miss OC. However, I understand why.<br /><br />#1 it usually is a mad rush to get to the open lane which is blocked by others waiting so the next person is SOL. Since everyone line jumps I just keep my spot.<br /><br />#2 why is it common to see yield signs at these merge points (for on coming traffic)? When I lived in TN this I believe was the law. Also some execleration lanes are only 10' while freeway traffic is going 70+. Still this is a good rule of thumb unless you are diving a semi.<br /><br />#4 funny. Saw this on FB.<br /><br />#5 Sorry, though you would enjoy those.OldSquidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07631679459919246536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-28507049215469464312011-11-28T09:00:33.539-05:002011-11-28T09:00:33.539-05:00I'm sorry that people tried doing that to you,...I'm sorry that people tried doing that to you, Officer Cynical. It sucks that people have no life and try to ruin others. <br /><br />I miss your blog. I hope that you are doing well and catching lots of bad guys/gals!! <br /><br />Thanks to Dr. Grumpy for posting this. It was great to hear from Cynical again.Betty from NJnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-327266653953682482011-11-28T00:15:14.410-05:002011-11-28T00:15:14.410-05:00My other pet peeve. When the sign indicates that ...My other pet peeve. When the sign indicates that the "right lane ends," it does not mean "merge." Signal to get into the left and only lane, you doofus.<br /><br />Also, Yield does not mean merge. You wait for them, not the other way around... grr. I hate how drivers here don't get that!<br /><br />I think 75% or more of LEO's are cynical IMO. ;-) This is purely based on the LEO that I was married to.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-35064617415601933932011-11-27T22:54:32.576-05:002011-11-27T22:54:32.576-05:00#2 should be etched on windshields, much like the ...#2 should be etched on windshields, much like the "objects in mirror" statement. <br /><br />Locally, there's one off-ramp from the interstate where I've seen the results of enough rear-endings, despite a significant acceleration lane after the exit, that I just expect I'm going to have to brake behind an idiot who thinks the stop sign for the left turn also applies to the right sweep. <br /><br />Also, I totally agree with Alex Dreamz about the speed limit! In a related item, has anyone else noticed that the slowest drivers (>5MPH below the speed limit) are the ones with Handicapped plates?Mrs. Higrenshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05716402229360715867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-64664416720051934382011-11-27T21:33:48.997-05:002011-11-27T21:33:48.997-05:00#1 really annoys me too! It shows such a lack of r...#1 really annoys me too! It shows such a lack of respect.Calhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17204635978443190089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-1703225034259622402011-11-27T20:55:05.171-05:002011-11-27T20:55:05.171-05:00From Officer Cynical:
Thanks for the kind words. ...From Officer Cynical:<br /><br />Thanks for the kind words. I miss the blog, but it was necessary to shut it down after a few made it their mission to try to end my anonymity. Maybe another time.<br /><br />Stay safe, and stay cynical.Officer Cynicalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04193271958353271282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-29698201211884773862011-11-27T20:27:20.636-05:002011-11-27T20:27:20.636-05:00IF you can move into the next-over lane for oncomi...IF you can move into the next-over lane for oncoming traffic, that's great. But you can't always do that. <br /><br />Here in Swampsitucky, drivers getting on the highway ramps seem to believe that it is the job of everyone else to get out of their way. If you don't move out of their way [or slow down or speed up or whatever], they will then spend the next 10 miles tailgating you aggressively to attempt to show how much bigger their penis is than yours.<br /><br />As for #3, my favorite is my experience nearly every time I am on the Ohio turnpike. It's a 6 lane [3 lanes per side] road most of the way. There will be a point where I will be in the middle lane, going faster than those in the right lane [where there is enough traffic that were I to "stay to the right" I would be constantly weaving in and out]. There will be NOBODY in the far left lane. Some nincompoop will come up behind me, at some speed at least 15 mph over my speed, and then proceed to tailgate me for miles on end. Should I slow down and move to the right, they will stay on my tail. Should I speed up and try to get away from them, they stay on my tail. I've found the only way to shake them off is to take a break and pull off the highway.<br /><br />Happens every damn time I'm going east/west through Ohio. Weirdly when I go north/south it almost never happens.<br /><br />I hate Ohio drivers.Moosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10397412122635951126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-8348599586257172452011-11-27T18:16:23.082-05:002011-11-27T18:16:23.082-05:00Absolutely agree with #1 ~ any time of the year.
...Absolutely agree with #1 ~ any time of the year.<br /><br />Thanks for channeling Cynical, Grumpy. And Cynical...? Come back, please.The Quirked Eyebrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15387236645753239301noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-35695844262493101362011-11-27T17:51:52.582-05:002011-11-27T17:51:52.582-05:00As you can see, Officer C, we've missed you! ...As you can see, Officer C, we've missed you! Please start blogging again, if you can. If not, then guest-blog here as often as Grumpy will let you.<br /><br />Thanks, Dr. G!lbparkernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-21912038015637338342011-11-27T14:17:14.127-05:002011-11-27T14:17:14.127-05:00Yaaay, Officer Cynical! I've missed his posts....Yaaay, Officer Cynical! I've missed his posts. Thanks for the guest blogger, Dr. Grumpy.Cindyhttp://www.thenext100pounds.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-28358226209528303622011-11-27T13:23:28.029-05:002011-11-27T13:23:28.029-05:00Great post!
And Ofiicer C and Anon are both partia...Great post!<br />And Ofiicer C and Anon are both partially right, at least where I live - it's the entering vehicle's job to merge, it's the right-hand vehicle's job to move to the left (if possible). <br />Mine would be 'if you can't read (and follow!) the speed limit signs within 5 mph, conditions allowing - get your @$@! to the right or back to your La-Z-Boy!Alex Dreamznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-50158792205671469282011-11-27T13:14:38.598-05:002011-11-27T13:14:38.598-05:00I ABSOLUTELY agree with #2, I see this on an almos...I ABSOLUTELY agree with #2, I see this on an almost daily basis. My route takes me from a 4 lane highway going 55mph to a 4 lane interstate going 65 mph. You only need to accelerate a whopping 10mph to get up to speed between the highway and interstate on the ramp and yet somehow I always get behind someone at 5:30am when both highways are basically empty who somehow decelerates to 35mph to merge onto the interstate.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-20466037368233071692011-11-27T13:11:40.260-05:002011-11-27T13:11:40.260-05:00I second (third?) the request for the return of of...I second (third?) the request for the return of officer Cynicals blog.<br /><br />As to #2 the only car accident I have had in ~35 years of driving was nominally my fault for rear-ending a car that suddenly stopped at the bottom of a rest area exit ramp back to freeway.<br /><br />Classic settup, I was helping my brother in law drive a small pickup with a large trailer cross country, 6:30AM driver swap, just enough traffic to require an actual merge and a light rain had just started. <br /><br />Between the minimal brakes and slick road there was no way to stop - would have not even been a close call in my Fiat. <br /><br />Fortunatly no injuries, although the driver's father was yelling at him about prior warnings about stopping in a way that suggested he considering causing some.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-50039500663303540492011-11-27T12:24:10.994-05:002011-11-27T12:24:10.994-05:00I also really enjoyed Officer Cynical's blog. ...I also really enjoyed Officer Cynical's blog. :( Officer, come back!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-90218997758102126372011-11-27T11:37:57.562-05:002011-11-27T11:37:57.562-05:00I really hope you have some more guest posts from ...I really hope you have some more guest posts from Officer Cynical. Loved that blog, was sad to see it go.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-84112204050551039922011-11-27T11:17:05.894-05:002011-11-27T11:17:05.894-05:00As much as I agree with no. 1,3 and 4, I have to d...As much as I agree with no. 1,3 and 4, I have to disagree with part of no 2. <br /><br />If there's someone whose coming up the entrance ramp at the same time as you're coming up in the right hand lane, then it's better to for you (the person already on the interstate) to change lanes to let them in, if you can. It feels like proper etiquette and it makes it so much easier than having that person stuck at the end of the entrance lane trying to get in (and entering slowly because they're out of room to accelerate). But that's just me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com