tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post3033069771507895421..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Monday Afternoon ReadingGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-32378066544959892562010-07-06T17:17:06.296-04:002010-07-06T17:17:06.296-04:00Well, actually, I could use some of those articles...Well, actually, I could use some of those articles.<br /><br />I am writing a research proposal for my master thesis, and I have to verify every damn sentence I write. But no one states the obvious! So I have to summarize a whole bunch of articles about tiny specific facts and cite every single one of them in order to be allowed to write one obvious sentence.<br /><br />I would LOVE more stupid articles. My life would be so much easier ;).Albanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-75133206366277855882010-07-06T03:43:29.828-04:002010-07-06T03:43:29.828-04:00Personally, I think you are being far to critical!...Personally, I think you are being far to critical!<br /><br />I (or we) are grateful for research. Without same - we would never have reached those mind numbing conlusions!hyperCRYPTICalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11967085628384237933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-56124409832164437322010-07-06T01:35:29.004-04:002010-07-06T01:35:29.004-04:00Perhaps you misunderstood, and she was actually in...Perhaps you misunderstood, and she was actually informing the lifeguard of her sexual availability?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-78426981386294326592010-07-05T22:59:14.177-04:002010-07-05T22:59:14.177-04:00When I go back to work, I want to be a medical res...When I go back to work, I want to be a medical researcher. Oh, the studies I could do:<br /><br />People who are blind don't see as well as those who aren't blind.<br /><br />People who are deaf don't hear as well as those who aren't.<br /><br />Vegetarians don't eat as much meat as carnivores.<br /><br />*<br /><br />@ERP <i>In other news, patients with lung cancer are more likely to die than those without lung cancer.</i><br /><br />More likely to die? When we all have a 100% chance of dying, how is anyone <i>more</i> likely to die?<br />;)WarmSockshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12192702662231361355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-20614553082893774452010-07-05T22:03:28.895-04:002010-07-05T22:03:28.895-04:00How about this one?
Aging swingers have a higher ...How about this one?<br /><br />Aging swingers have a higher risk of STDs.<br /><br />In the news last week: http://news.yahoo.com/s/hsn/20100625/hl_hsn/agingswingersathighstdriskThe Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15157821003454766570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-52039195326429866462010-07-05T21:33:29.641-04:002010-07-05T21:33:29.641-04:00Some people should not answer the call of the alar...Some people should not answer the call of the alarm clock.lboykinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16676193249391233547noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-76470869920909214962010-07-05T21:26:04.566-04:002010-07-05T21:26:04.566-04:00damn... Does she chew out her sweat glands for ma...damn... Does she chew out her sweat glands for making her sweat too?<br /><br />Those studies now make me think 'Poor med student/resident/research something' that was forced to 'publish' to make the grades/graduate...outrenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-63055774169891364222010-07-05T21:08:56.355-04:002010-07-05T21:08:56.355-04:00Those article's conclusions are too funny!
W...Those article's conclusions are too funny! <br /><br />What were the rest of the contents like? Perhaps those were just intended for comic relief? <br /><br />No, I didn't think so. Sigh.Mariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10106720865034468249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-68142314777929786532010-07-05T20:59:31.819-04:002010-07-05T20:59:31.819-04:00I need to get a job writing for medical journals.....I need to get a job writing for medical journals...pjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06745312317460872754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-78606568901909311642010-07-05T20:56:33.773-04:002010-07-05T20:56:33.773-04:00In other news, patients with lung cancer are more ...In other news, patients with lung cancer are more likely to die than those without lung cancer.ERPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15973334581468131595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-5676186028343260202010-07-05T20:53:48.306-04:002010-07-05T20:53:48.306-04:00aroused, but no happy ending?aroused, but no happy ending?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-88283090431183744952010-07-05T20:36:32.850-04:002010-07-05T20:36:32.850-04:00she is probaly one of those...umm certain peole wh...she is probaly one of those...umm certain peole who would try to sue the water park for getting a sunburn~ lolAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-4386355691646431952010-07-05T20:27:11.588-04:002010-07-05T20:27:11.588-04:00Yup. Somehow thought that by being in an inner tub...Yup. Somehow thought that by being in an inner tube she'd remain dry through the whole thing.<br /><br />Didn't count on her butt in the water. Or splashing teenagers. Or the waterfall you go through. All of which can easily be seen from the entrance to the river.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-81515862174544322032010-07-05T20:12:42.511-04:002010-07-05T20:12:42.511-04:00...was chewing out a lifeguard because she (gasp!)...<b><i>...was chewing out a lifeguard because she (gasp!) got wet while floating on the lazy river</i></b><br /><br />For real?bbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05060373657650063777noreply@blogger.com