tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post289154471488744880..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Yeah, like that's going to happenGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-59864016631246097122011-02-01T19:29:42.869-05:002011-02-01T19:29:42.869-05:00Herooin itself isn't so bad, it's all the ...Herooin itself isn't so bad, it's all the other things they cut it with.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-43715347725599356732011-01-31T13:05:06.580-05:002011-01-31T13:05:06.580-05:00Ah, the medical field can be so fickle...used to b...Ah, the medical field can be so fickle...used to be that heroin was "a miracle drug" along with so many others! :) Looked this up, for amusement sake:<br />http://www.pharmacytechs.net/blog/old-school-medicine-adsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-88172207642533052732011-01-31T06:19:37.908-05:002011-01-31T06:19:37.908-05:00I write things like this on discharge instructions...I write things like this on discharge instructions all the time. I try to hedge my bets a bit too, and usually write something like 'Do not use (drug of choice) or any other addictive or mind altering substance'. It hasn't happened yet, but I can just imagine that sooner or later I'd get a frequent flyer back who'd say 'well, you only told me to quit snorting oxycontin. That means meth is OK.'ER Mursenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-19816248611209539792011-01-29T09:56:49.846-05:002011-01-29T09:56:49.846-05:00Now, THAT was laugh-out-loud funny.Now, THAT was laugh-out-loud funny.The Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15157821003454766570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-19858186641367121062011-01-28T02:06:34.616-05:002011-01-28T02:06:34.616-05:00"Or, at the very least, stop dosing yourself ..."Or, at the very least, stop dosing yourself by firing heroin-covered bullets into your leg."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-24812436310600595942011-01-27T22:12:38.721-05:002011-01-27T22:12:38.721-05:00LOL! Reminds me of when my doctor had a patient co...LOL! Reminds me of when my doctor had a patient complaining of breaking her arm after she fell. She kept moaning and groaning in the room. His answer? "Stop falling!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-50457413832933475152011-01-27T21:05:02.950-05:002011-01-27T21:05:02.950-05:00Meh. That advice isn't special. They say tha...Meh. That advice isn't special. They say that to all the heroin addicts.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-61407226039017583602011-01-27T20:05:15.968-05:002011-01-27T20:05:15.968-05:00Not such helpful advice without any resources. Fun...Not such helpful advice without any resources. Funny... buuut useless.SRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17515599538298710342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-34412273932002880702011-01-27T19:47:55.873-05:002011-01-27T19:47:55.873-05:00Bet the patient's name was Charlie Sheen.Bet the patient's name was Charlie Sheen.Torihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04714824694998524327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-63088228284115723282011-01-27T19:29:40.912-05:002011-01-27T19:29:40.912-05:00It's in all caps...does it count as yelling?It's in all caps...does it count as yelling?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-78448304085945653932011-01-27T19:10:55.020-05:002011-01-27T19:10:55.020-05:00"You think I don't notice that a few dime..."You think I don't notice that a few dime bags disappear from my private drawer every time you have an appointment?"Li'l Azathothnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-47144882523854958862011-01-27T17:39:36.417-05:002011-01-27T17:39:36.417-05:00Hey, at least this person can't say, "Wel...Hey, at least this person can't say, "Well, nobody ever told me not to....."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-78663011112112755802011-01-27T17:12:53.318-05:002011-01-27T17:12:53.318-05:00Ha! One of our doctors had a patient complain of c...Ha! One of our doctors had a patient complain of chest tightness and a severe cough in the mornings and she wasn't sure why it kept happening...while taking her history, though, it came out that she smoked "a shitload" of pot every night.<br /><br />Well, ma'am...I sometimes come to work with a sensativitey to light and splitting headache. I'm really thirsty, too. I'm sure it has nothing to do with drinking heavily the night before because you all drive me crazy.<br /><br />*sigh*<br /><br />Anyway, totally off topic, but you've actually inspired me to start a blog so that I can share some of my front desk nightmares - I'd love it if you'd take a look!<br /><br />http://frontdesknothing.blogspot.com/<br /><br />Happy (almost) Friday!kate sweetenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05456543724486391157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-66410414385197579842011-01-27T16:56:11.533-05:002011-01-27T16:56:11.533-05:00D/C Medications:
Dilaudid 8 mg q4h prnD/C Medications:<br /><br />Dilaudid 8 mg q4h prnNot Househttp://iamnothouse.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-12853637677555672182011-01-27T16:51:49.997-05:002011-01-27T16:51:49.997-05:00let's not be so quick with the recommendations...let's not be so quick with the recommendations there fellas. I think a second opinion is warranted.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-14639558847274868342011-01-27T16:50:47.851-05:002011-01-27T16:50:47.851-05:00They make it sound so SIMPLE!They make it sound so SIMPLE!Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-71181032303828409222011-01-27T16:07:17.337-05:002011-01-27T16:07:17.337-05:00Hey, I've written that on discharge instructio...Hey, I've written that on discharge instructions in the ER. You gotta have a dream.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com