tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post2347715310365051449..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Great moments in Jewish parentingGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-74635271651194403622012-10-16T15:36:16.235-04:002012-10-16T15:36:16.235-04:00Sounds like the 6th season finale of Doctor Who. ...Sounds like the 6th season finale of Doctor Who. That's what you get when you mess with a fixed point in time!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-42853739801116689962012-10-15T09:45:46.031-04:002012-10-15T09:45:46.031-04:00Cut the crap and just beat them instead.Cut the crap and just beat them instead.Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-6538185594892991862012-10-14T17:18:52.283-04:002012-10-14T17:18:52.283-04:00hmmmmm.....that's an interesting take on combi...hmmmmm.....that's an interesting take on combining and adding to Biblical stories. Did he think you wouldn't notice?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-34431497059116707752012-10-13T11:36:44.736-04:002012-10-13T11:36:44.736-04:00I just love children and their creativity! It'...I just love children and their creativity! It's never boring :DD<br />Kudos to whoever thought this up!heterodynenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-38231915423877273982012-10-13T01:20:56.898-04:002012-10-13T01:20:56.898-04:00LOL, a little Torah Review might be in order befor...LOL, a little Torah Review might be in order before the Nintendo is returned! hahahahapharmacy chickhttp://www.pharmacychick.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-55266511894227831742012-10-12T14:18:26.028-04:002012-10-12T14:18:26.028-04:00Is that comment bad enough to get close to the gol...<br />Is that comment bad enough to get close to the golden calf? does he then have to wander the house for 40 days (that's close to 40y child time) before he can be let into the promised land with electronics? Ardosahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17358367837849821728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-87722640142469671162012-10-12T14:05:07.536-04:002012-10-12T14:05:07.536-04:00Ok I have not stopped laughing, five minutes later...Ok I have not stopped laughing, five minutes later. This should be a neuro test.(If you are not laughing, you need to be checked for death.)<br />However.<br />As others have pointed out, there are errors in the story. I agree with the other posters that the Nintendo (Tool of Satan to some, big kid pacifier to others) should not be returned until the kid in question gets the Passover story right, and the Maccabees straight. <br />Let my people go, indeed!<br />Ms. Donnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11945753071493117365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-52745074221491652112012-10-12T04:13:15.632-04:002012-10-12T04:13:15.632-04:00I assume he still has his i-pad, which he used to ...I assume he still has his i-pad, which he used to look up all that stuff on Google.cliffintokyonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-10511305285005283532012-10-11T19:59:40.106-04:002012-10-11T19:59:40.106-04:00I think you need a new Hebrew School!I think you need a new Hebrew School!Vicnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-201457504895158012012-10-11T18:53:07.326-04:002012-10-11T18:53:07.326-04:00oh wow. Impressive. But, I always thought Moses ...oh wow. Impressive. But, I always thought Moses was packin' a dreidel. Shows what I know. I also thing "Moses with a Menorah" is an awesome swear. My standard is "Judas H. On A Stick", at least MWAM makes sense. Thanks for sharing this.....Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06764485506588609760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-48111602378294522442012-10-11T17:01:21.897-04:002012-10-11T17:01:21.897-04:00So much for Hebrew school tuition. So much for Hebrew school tuition. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-17950445909916090032012-10-11T16:39:41.556-04:002012-10-11T16:39:41.556-04:00I'm with Lisa:
"Don't you dare give ...I'm with Lisa:<br /><br />"Don't you dare give that Nintendo back. Make him earn it by getting the history right."<br /><br />LOL! (We need a simple "like" or "thumbs up" button in here.)Steeny Louhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886224738812704532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-64054150783235125172012-10-11T16:01:50.546-04:002012-10-11T16:01:50.546-04:00My new favorite non-swear swearMy new favorite non-swear swearCape Cod Step-Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05464751435203918710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-1508531258142343412012-10-11T14:58:23.568-04:002012-10-11T14:58:23.568-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00994235363400906426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70312911859933836672012-10-11T14:57:39.195-04:002012-10-11T14:57:39.195-04:00Seconding "Moses with a menorah" to use ...Seconding "Moses with a menorah" to use as an oath. That was hilarious. XDValhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00994235363400906426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-83353039238369067912012-10-11T14:52:46.813-04:002012-10-11T14:52:46.813-04:00If 'twere Craig that said that, you could alwa...If 'twere Craig that said that, you could always just mess up his hair! That would REALLY hurt his dignity!!bobbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14353836074794786357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-56327331976454760632012-10-11T13:23:25.047-04:002012-10-11T13:23:25.047-04:00Good Lord! I'm not sure I can even begin to c...Good Lord! I'm not sure I can even begin to count the number of biblical stories referenced in there! That is awesome and hilarious!Lizhttp://www.lizcampbellphotography.com/blognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-88532624494190673242012-10-11T10:37:33.687-04:002012-10-11T10:37:33.687-04:00Sounds like Idol worship to me. Better wander the...Sounds like Idol worship to me. Better wander the house for 40 years...Yankee Confederatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07514889449072260340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-82540905247166454232012-10-11T09:47:56.616-04:002012-10-11T09:47:56.616-04:00Moses with a Menorah is my Matisyahu cover band.Moses with a Menorah is my Matisyahu cover band.Jules Someonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17363161091844652688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-1499697888865129122012-10-11T09:38:37.720-04:002012-10-11T09:38:37.720-04:00Oy.Oy.If I tell you I have to kill youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11064112922189388862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-91044337782114389102012-10-11T09:28:39.166-04:002012-10-11T09:28:39.166-04:00Did you manage to hold the laughter in, or was mor...Did you manage to hold the laughter in, or was more dignity lost? <br /><br />I not only wouldn't give the DS back, I'd tell the Hebrew school teacher the miscreant needed extra help. Don't mess with mama-mama is sneakier and meaner than you, kid. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-89143798140054336382012-10-11T07:39:52.394-04:002012-10-11T07:39:52.394-04:00My aunt got some hysterically mixed-up stories lik...My aunt got some hysterically mixed-up stories like that from kids when she taught CCD. Your kid needs some remedial Jewish history classes! ;)Mama Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02486091328948046021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-9097130974459998332012-10-11T07:26:45.799-04:002012-10-11T07:26:45.799-04:00Reminds me of one the best Passover songs ever- Th...Reminds me of one the best Passover songs ever- They Tried to Kill Us (wwe survived, let's eat) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34atu3WGUgc<br /><br />Best line - Charlton Heston said"Pharoh you're a damned dirty ape".Lisa Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15235648911229314176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-29504906802282042112012-10-11T04:41:29.208-04:002012-10-11T04:41:29.208-04:00We're mostly Agnostic-so the kids just get all...We're mostly Agnostic-so the kids just get all pissed and slam doors. The Burning Bush argument would be a pleasant change. *puts teaching World Religions on list of things to do this week*Cnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-32734733616001308932012-10-11T04:27:46.756-04:002012-10-11T04:27:46.756-04:00Charles.....I think it would need to be water, mat...Charles.....I think it would need to be water, matzo, a few enemas and Johnny on the spot.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com