tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post1944622761650315883..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: JobsGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-88178508604096571222014-06-18T19:42:23.486-04:002014-06-18T19:42:23.486-04:00I was going to say that it sounds like our town….b...I was going to say that it sounds like our town….but we only have a Walmart…not a Target. RageDinonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-52099065139611012262010-08-03T22:28:23.327-04:002010-08-03T22:28:23.327-04:00We have a position for a neurologist here in the m...We have a position for a neurologist here in the midcoast region of Maine, in a wholesome community, University town, with year round activities (shoveling snow for at least 7 months, and getting your generator to work for the frequent power outages...), etc. etc.<br /><br />All the practicing neurologist here needs to do is somehow get his partner to sign papers to release his office and patients and any shared assets...his partner who has locked himself in his home for over 2 years without leaving and without anyone seeing him, including the police who pay welfare calls to his house, after people knock on his doors and windows with no response.<br /><br />Interested?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-42607624233597072492010-08-02T16:11:13.261-04:002010-08-02T16:11:13.261-04:00Doc, I'm sure you're fine -- but some of y...Doc, I'm sure you're fine -- but some of your commenters sure sound like nasty bigots. (Won't move to NC because there are no atheists there? W ... T ... F?)<br /><br />Hmm, come to think of it, you're a bigot too. Living in the middle of Nofuckingwhere obviously creates inbred, racist idiots who shoot on sight. Very droll.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-81889854243033286932010-06-10T00:20:03.115-04:002010-06-10T00:20:03.115-04:00too funny - needs to be put on facebooktoo funny - needs to be put on facebookireflecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06894326744424817563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-52915885255728124692010-06-09T23:29:09.134-04:002010-06-09T23:29:09.134-04:00OMG! My sides hurt from laughing.
Also:
"Fam...OMG! My sides hurt from laughing.<br /><br />Also:<br />"Family atmosphere" means "everybody calls in sick all the time without getting fired." Oh, and they'll hate you for the first three-five years because you're new in town."Doc Trulihttp://www.virtuavet.orgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-30675947371538963192010-06-09T16:04:50.283-04:002010-06-09T16:04:50.283-04:00We could use a couple more neurologists. "Ge...We could use a couple more neurologists. "Get to be in same building as Nurse K" should be a good sell, right?Nurse Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06408755992926959084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-68176185301116955912010-06-09T15:14:31.920-04:002010-06-09T15:14:31.920-04:00loves it. dr grumpy, you've done it again. esp...loves it. dr grumpy, you've done it again. especially ""Wholesome community": Minorities kept out at gun point."<br /><br />ohhhhh craaap. that's why i don't do small towns- can't be the only black in town. the pointing will be endless.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-32219740782263971302010-06-08T20:32:13.344-04:002010-06-08T20:32:13.344-04:00i agree with the post about your moonlighting as a...i agree with the post about your moonlighting as a comedian. you're blogs make my day!vickihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13579938373242229799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-13498257343969571172010-06-08T18:54:26.746-04:002010-06-08T18:54:26.746-04:00If you lower your expectations you would have our ...If you lower your expectations you would have our tiny town - throw in tourists in the summer, large amounts of snow in the winter minus Target and most chain stores and you've got us.Amanda in AKnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-78835290058344754652010-06-08T04:35:06.783-04:002010-06-08T04:35:06.783-04:00I laughed so hard reading this. I read an ad my ve...I laughed so hard reading this. I read an ad my very small, very rural hometown hospital was trying to use to recruit an ortho surgeon. I never would have guessed what an amazing town I lived in. Funny though, nobody that interviewed ever stayed. <br /><br />Finally read all your posts, absolutely hilarious.Paige Stormhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17790799232776360417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-78811371161153871302010-06-07T23:00:03.415-04:002010-06-07T23:00:03.415-04:00Perfect for the outdoors enthusiast! = Middle of a...Perfect for the outdoors enthusiast! = Middle of absolutely nowhere. You will be checking for bears between the house and the car. (Alternate version is - Opportunity to practice wilderness medicine! Really. I saw this one last week. Because, y'know, that's just what you want to see... on a psychiatry recruitment flier.)<br /><br />Family-friendly work environment: Your family is welcome to come down to the clinic and eat dinner with you. We don't mind at all.Silverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12507721338761242868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-53207093915990398112010-06-07T20:39:51.282-04:002010-06-07T20:39:51.282-04:00"Year round activities" = trying to find..."Year round activities" = trying to find another job so that you can get the hell out of there.Lyonhearthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02556552148527605323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-73363719362289843902010-06-07T20:02:50.115-04:002010-06-07T20:02:50.115-04:00ibukdone is fine with me. please keep on blogging ...ibukdone is fine with me. please keep on blogging though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-39984449424835825512010-06-07T19:51:51.451-04:002010-06-07T19:51:51.451-04:00I remember going through that sort of mail when I ...I remember going through that sort of mail when I did data entry at my uncle's practice while I was in school. It's like a big game of who can lie the most...and it's nearly impossible to decide who's winning. LOL.Nashoba Jhttp://www.notalovestory.weebly.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-85646445278726793342010-06-07T19:38:23.394-04:002010-06-07T19:38:23.394-04:00Dr. Grumpster is da best! This rocks. i will post ...Dr. Grumpster is da best! This rocks. i will post this on the fridge next to the bin in which we recycle all these fabulous job offers.GlassHospitalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01125026979326544590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-2738357950510141902010-06-07T18:43:46.874-04:002010-06-07T18:43:46.874-04:00Outstanding translations!
I think all this typ...Outstanding translations! <br /><br />I think all this type of material is written using the same PR manual.The Observerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17696168395133075354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-80934550886814915332010-06-07T18:22:29.039-04:002010-06-07T18:22:29.039-04:00LOL at 5 minutes to mountains AND the beach.
That...LOL at 5 minutes to mountains AND the beach.<br /><br />That reminds me...<br /><br />I went to one of those state-sponsored art programs the some summer in high school and found out 'beach' did not always mean a body of water of the ocean varity. <br /><br />The young long islander me was confuzzled when one day, the director of the program announced a trip to the beach. Beach? But, but, that's five hours away. Turns out, in upstate ny, a man-enhanced lake shore with trucked-in sand is a beach. <br /><br />So that mountain and beach just means a hole in a field with water, and the mound of dirt from the hole digging is the mountain.outrenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-37625740308284098872010-06-07T17:45:29.572-04:002010-06-07T17:45:29.572-04:00When we were just looking at setting up practice, ...When we were just looking at setting up practice, hubby fell for one of those. In North Carolina. In the middle of nowhere. <br /><br />'Cause raising good Jewish-atheist kids would have been so easy in the middle of nowhere in North Carolina. I refused to go. <br /><br />In retrospect, ya just never know.The Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15157821003454766570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-22216460638472716422010-06-07T17:01:43.470-04:002010-06-07T17:01:43.470-04:00"Short drive from recreational opportunities&..."Short drive from recreational opportunities": This means, to me at least, that there are several "recreational" drug dealers nearby, eager to sell you the latest concoctions from their home meth labs, etc.Donnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-91275682186209557952010-06-07T13:58:36.360-04:002010-06-07T13:58:36.360-04:00Hahahha---as a rural kinda gal I appreciated this ...Hahahha---as a rural kinda gal I appreciated this on many levels. <br /><br />One of the docs I worked with in the Arctic had his business cards made up which proudly stated that he was the Chief of Staff for XYZ Health Centre. <br /><br />Yup he was. The Chief. And the staff.Albinoblackbearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15222730484450544498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-66699099677808069382010-06-07T13:35:20.841-04:002010-06-07T13:35:20.841-04:00It's the same for nursing recruitment. If it s...It's the same for nursing recruitment. If it sounds TOO GOOD to be true......it's usually a hellhole.<br /><br />But if you every want to practice neurology in the Florida Keys, I have a sneaking suspicion you'll fit it JUST FINE with the locals......MOJITOGIRLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09334559491475100582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-64842733807049065622010-06-07T13:16:11.505-04:002010-06-07T13:16:11.505-04:00I think you missed your calling. You should have b...I think you missed your calling. You should have been a comedian. Maybe when the kids go off to college you could moonlight as one for extra bucks!Susannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-37013844683443135992010-06-07T13:14:25.110-04:002010-06-07T13:14:25.110-04:00LOL!!! I love these, I grew up/went to school in a...LOL!!! I love these, I grew up/went to school in a very very rural area (Think driving 2.5 hours for the nearest major grocery store/any kind of shopping). You'd be surprised at the amount of Doctors that take up those "Great" offers only to get out of the contract etc as soon as possible. <br /><br />My thoughts, if you don't want to live in the middle of butt-F*#% no where don't listen to the "Great" offers!<br /><br />xx<br />JaxsAngelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08071125157930976758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-17779926704045139882010-06-07T13:03:59.833-04:002010-06-07T13:03:59.833-04:00Sounds like the phrases used to entice IT workers ...Sounds like the phrases used to entice IT workers during the DotCom boom. A lot of people ended up working 18 hour shifts in very nice locations.DaddyBearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07508543148426098384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-19077489418706215632010-06-07T13:03:59.834-04:002010-06-07T13:03:59.834-04:00Wow, no comments? Dr. G are you alive?Wow, no comments? Dr. G are you alive?OMDGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17937425894428802591noreply@blogger.com