tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post1872692911051411844..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Holy Toast, Batman!Grumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-1635719221885219502009-10-23T14:18:27.563-04:002009-10-23T14:18:27.563-04:00You think this is how the woman made the Virgin Ma...You think this is how the woman made the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich?Miss Cheviousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-53142470108161553462009-10-21T14:01:46.463-04:002009-10-21T14:01:46.463-04:00I feel so fucking ripped off by Ebay now it's ...I feel so fucking ripped off by Ebay now it's not even funny.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-3061289358093442312009-10-21T10:50:41.502-04:002009-10-21T10:50:41.502-04:00Now, that's not fair.
You've pulled the b...Now, that's not fair.<br /><br />You've pulled the bottom out of the eBay religious artifacts market.<br /><br />How am I going to pay for all my kids to go to college NOW????The Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15157821003454766570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-56485527700108402012009-10-21T09:45:05.227-04:002009-10-21T09:45:05.227-04:00What? No tortilla maker?What? No tortilla maker?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-50032281977497564972009-10-21T05:46:21.701-04:002009-10-21T05:46:21.701-04:00Laughed out loud at anonymous and CK. Startled the...Laughed out loud at anonymous and CK. Startled the hubby too, ha ha.<br /><br />I don't know why anyone would drink diet anything. Still personal taste is such a personal thing. Each to his own I guess.Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-62628222788121627752009-10-21T03:05:39.875-04:002009-10-21T03:05:39.875-04:00And the Lord Spaketh unto Kenmore saying, "Lo...And the Lord Spaketh unto Kenmore saying, "Lo, thou shalt makest thine toast, and placeth thou the image of my son on it. Thus shall your toast be good in mine eyes."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-72644052092958353532009-10-21T01:56:15.658-04:002009-10-21T01:56:15.658-04:00LMAO at this, plus all the comments (especially lo...LMAO at this, plus all the comments (especially looking @ anonymous & CK)<br /><br />Dr G, your blog always makes my day!ausduckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14652949172620096113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-40079617022863545802009-10-20T23:56:45.047-04:002009-10-20T23:56:45.047-04:00I think the Jesus toaster is creepy, but I would t...I think the Jesus toaster is creepy, but I would totally enjoy having the Hello Kitty toaster. Not really sure it would actually make good toast though.Lipstickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04346441046070223404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-76991359028007636952009-10-20T22:34:23.363-04:002009-10-20T22:34:23.363-04:00What about "Mother Mary" ? Must be one o...What about "Mother Mary" ? Must be one of those too/two?Kimbra Kaschhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16955657301998255029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-67372538859566126872009-10-20T15:02:51.755-04:002009-10-20T15:02:51.755-04:00Thanks, Pink. I considered Diet Coke, but I thoug...Thanks, Pink. I considered Diet Coke, but I thought that, since Dr. Grumpy blogs about it all the time, it might be a little too on the nose. Plus Diet Pepsi just sounds funnier. For the record, though, I think they both taste like ass, even though at least Diet Coke tastes like ass that's been washed sometime in the last year. Why anyone would drink Diet Coke when the far superior Coke Zero is available is a mystery to me, though. Sorry, Dr. G.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-6591582610049911622009-10-20T13:59:53.001-04:002009-10-20T13:59:53.001-04:00"Yeah, we'll have a double Cheez-us H. Ch..."Yeah, we'll have a double Cheez-us H. Christ with extra onions, a Loaves and Fishes hold the tartar sauce, a Baby Jesus Fun Meal, a large order of Crucifries, and two large Diet Pepsis." <br /><br />Best comment ever...except for the mention of the antisoda..Pepsi. DIET COKE, anon!! Are you new 'round these parts?Pinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02487174438094428976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-32083148783296788602009-10-20T11:46:57.467-04:002009-10-20T11:46:57.467-04:00Okay, that comment from Anonymous and the ones fro...Okay, that comment from Anonymous and the ones from CK are awesome. I was LOL, which I never do.<br /><br />Jesus Burger...Geez!Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-36566856107751424552009-10-20T10:59:19.529-04:002009-10-20T10:59:19.529-04:00I could never actually eat that toast, but I sure ...I could never actually <i>eat</i> that toast, but I sure do want to buy it for my church! That would make Sunday morning breakfast so much more fun.Sabrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13746486966764162127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-72361358519634051722009-10-20T10:57:18.254-04:002009-10-20T10:57:18.254-04:00Is this how God branded manna from heaven?
(two ...Is this how God branded manna from heaven? <br /><br />(two of my brother-in-laws are pastors and guess what they're getting from Christmas?)Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11609041651482395857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-91700928524456427262009-10-20T10:49:39.979-04:002009-10-20T10:49:39.979-04:00LOL...these people crack me up...didn't read t...LOL...these people crack me up...didn't read the comments until I already commented once, but CK and Anon...you guys are too much...but in a good way! :DJ-Quell'nhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01878522077562588401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-15317525316274535832009-10-20T10:47:39.301-04:002009-10-20T10:47:39.301-04:00There is a Hello Kitty one too.There is a Hello Kitty one too.J-Quell'nhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01878522077562588401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-36278679264192122662009-10-20T10:42:14.064-04:002009-10-20T10:42:14.064-04:00Or "in the name of the Father, The Son and th...Or "in the name of the Father, The Son and the Holy Toast..." I could run all day with this little ditty.Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11609041651482395857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-20783717665646049722009-10-20T10:39:38.467-04:002009-10-20T10:39:38.467-04:00Scratch the Darth Vader comment. NOW I've seen...Scratch the Darth Vader comment. NOW I've seen everything. "And Jesus broke the bread, made toast and gave it to his disciples. 'This is my body toasted with my likeness on it. Do this in rememberance of me.'"Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11609041651482395857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-43863608176014815532009-10-20T10:27:18.185-04:002009-10-20T10:27:18.185-04:00If they could figure out a way to burn that image ...If they could figure out a way to burn that image onto communion wafers, I think they'd have a real moneymaker. Or, better yet, hamburger buns. Imagine the fast-food franchise possibilities:<br /><br />"Welcome to Jesus Burger. May I take your order?" [spoken by a Jesus head with a glowing halo]<br /><br />"Yeah, we'll have a double Cheez-us H. Christ with extra onions, a Loaves and Fishes hold the tartar sauce, a Baby Jesus Fun Meal, a large order of Crucifries, and two large Diet Pepsis."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-20159456223321603032009-10-20T10:12:12.182-04:002009-10-20T10:12:12.182-04:00LOOK! I don't know what all of you freaks are ...LOOK! I don't know what all of you freaks are trying to prove. I have been given TWO Hello Kitty toasters that do this. Is anyone else noticing that this essentially BURNS half the toast and leaves the other half RAW! I don't need Jesus with my messed up toast, thanks.<br /><br />*Somebody bring this girl some fully toasted wheat toast, STAT!*Courtney Schoenfeldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06222517204680586543noreply@blogger.com