tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post1640063436391281915..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Skool Nerse TimeGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-41675686823910445212011-02-27T23:23:16.423-05:002011-02-27T23:23:16.423-05:00In today's legal climate #3 actually makes sen...In today's legal climate #3 actually makes sense--male teacher, female student, he didn't want to touch her in any way.Loren Pechtelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08348494458707790769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-34448295302734047302010-05-09T10:29:11.333-04:002010-05-09T10:29:11.333-04:00Now, I know kids do a lot of stupid things. My men...Now, I know kids do a lot of stupid things. My mentally damaged husband actually spent an hour in his high school nurse's office for swallowing a chunk of dry ice (and still hasn't stopped belching, by the way)<br /><br />what a difference years make. this just happened in Massachusetts. three mid school kids were rushed to Childrens Hospital for drinking dry ice and water. One was admitted the others were sent home after observation. Dr Grumpy only spent 'an hour' in the school nurses office. <br />The parents of the 'stupid kids' want to have the teacher disciplined for not supervising there idiot kids.nRThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00268950042674592596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-71490745753235137212010-05-07T18:31:53.050-04:002010-05-07T18:31:53.050-04:00Mrs. Grumpy,
I'm glad you and Dr. Grumpy foun...Mrs. Grumpy,<br /><br />I'm glad you and Dr. Grumpy found each other (dry ice or not), because at least you can keep each other sane!<br /><br />MelissaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-65070943256645639412010-05-07T14:10:31.013-04:002010-05-07T14:10:31.013-04:00HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!!HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!!Texas Pharmacy Chicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02886874486374432629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-67577636237624305192010-05-07T14:09:10.199-04:002010-05-07T14:09:10.199-04:00Dry Ice, Grumpy? Really? We need the story...soo...Dry Ice, Grumpy? Really? We need the story...soon!<br /><br />Word verification is "prepreg"...I guess that's what you are before you are pregnant.J-Quell'nhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01878522077562588401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-19233300972505308482010-05-07T12:37:38.086-04:002010-05-07T12:37:38.086-04:00Itchy butt = new triage code.
It makes me sad th...Itchy butt = new triage code. <br /><br />It makes me sad that generalized stupidity is not limited to the ER!Mahahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04860979377398925052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-91338463333165650702010-05-07T10:35:41.394-04:002010-05-07T10:35:41.394-04:00You think those are bad, you should hear some of t...You think those are bad, you should hear some of the reasons people call 911. Tampon stuck, need prescription refilled, cold for 3 weeks, bird in a tree, voices coming from A/C. We had someone request an ambulance from an ER waiting room last week, because they decided they wanted to go to a different hospital for a second opinion.Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17901531311414516936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-72048804541497637042010-05-07T09:43:18.192-04:002010-05-07T09:43:18.192-04:00Dry ice??? LMAODry ice??? LMAOOutridernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-13002402953944771042010-05-07T08:57:40.566-04:002010-05-07T08:57:40.566-04:00I wish Mrs. Grumpy had been my school nurse. She r...I wish Mrs. Grumpy had been my school nurse. She rocks!Kristinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11409422603266334525noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-83584800668193212302010-05-07T07:40:32.926-04:002010-05-07T07:40:32.926-04:00Happy Nurse's Day, Mrs. Grumpy :) Methinks th...Happy Nurse's Day, Mrs. Grumpy :) Methinks these teachers need a Dr. Grumpy referral....Lisa Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07951250862147784757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-56150094379872672942010-05-07T03:25:59.460-04:002010-05-07T03:25:59.460-04:00come on - 'he says his butt itches' is sur...come on - 'he says his butt itches' is surely a school nurse's responsiblity :)<br /><br />v.w. - creepi ... somewhat appropriate!Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06506274310934059070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-7010123427995199702010-05-07T02:10:01.723-04:002010-05-07T02:10:01.723-04:00So it appears that Dr. Grumpy's patients are t...So it appears that Dr. Grumpy's patients are the Teachers at your school?Robynnenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-16992616021741927422010-05-07T00:40:19.816-04:002010-05-07T00:40:19.816-04:00OK, I'm a school psychologist and I thought th...OK, I'm a school psychologist and I thought the reasons for teachers referring and/or sending kids to me lately were becoming ridiculous, but you win hands down. My favorite so far: "I don't know what to do with him anymore. You handle it."<br /><br />2nd favorite: "Find something wrong with him so that he won't bring down my class test scores" (If kiddos qualify for special ed due to a specific disability, their test scores do not 'count' with the rest of the reg ed class) NOTE: Child was sent to me DURING state test administration!?!?<br /><br />Hang in there Mrs. Grumpy! Have a Happy Nurses Week too!Dr. Tonyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03330328225193503723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-68711462936030442462010-05-07T00:08:38.509-04:002010-05-07T00:08:38.509-04:00Happy Nurses' Day Mrs. Grumpy! I hope it gets...Happy Nurses' Day Mrs. Grumpy! I hope it gets better. My son likes to visit the school nurse for snacks (her idea so he stops hoarding leftover lunches & other food in his desk). He's on the autism spectrum & our small school nurse has gone over the top to learn more about his issues.<br /><br />School nurses can be awesome! <br /><br />One question, what are the kids doing with gum in school? My son has it to help with sensory issues, but I doubt the majority of the school has sensory processing disorder with gum as an IEP/IHP approved intervention. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-79430241838088769352010-05-07T00:04:01.711-04:002010-05-07T00:04:01.711-04:00Who knew the school nurse could do everything, inc...Who knew the school nurse could do everything, including the jobs of the principal, teachers, counselors, and the parents? Kudos you jack of all trades! ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-62667311135728128672010-05-06T23:39:21.427-04:002010-05-06T23:39:21.427-04:00And I thought my Chantix/Dilantin drug interaction...And I thought my Chantix/Dilantin drug interactions were a problem.Captain Crabhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03903278274365466929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-3280130258357280152010-05-06T23:26:27.210-04:002010-05-06T23:26:27.210-04:00Seems to me, Doc and Missus Grumpy, that you two c...Seems to me, Doc and Missus Grumpy, that you two could set up a lucrative feedback loop. Every teacher who sends a kid to Mrs G for a fuckwitted reason should be urgently referred to Dr G for neurocognitive assessment. Win-win.Captain Foulenoughnoreply@blogger.com