tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post1478682039487201344..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Today's featured giftGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-62471103280602703672011-12-14T18:06:36.193-05:002011-12-14T18:06:36.193-05:00One of my cats likes to play with the TP roll in t...One of my cats likes to play with the TP roll in the dead of night and leave trails of it through the house, but I don't know which cat. I am sorely tempted to hang up a roll of this just to see what she does with it...and to identify the culprit by her glowing paws and mouth.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-59844796704515415732011-12-10T20:43:29.261-05:002011-12-10T20:43:29.261-05:00Things to do today: determine my a$$ from a hole i...Things to do today: determine my a$$ from a hole in the ground. Check!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-55143166649423524472011-12-10T18:14:49.404-05:002011-12-10T18:14:49.404-05:00I actually really love this product idea, Grump. ...I actually really love this product idea, Grump. Maybe they could even make it so that after you wiped, the dirty part would change color depending on the type of fluid that was present. Because god knows blue or purple would be so much more attractive than brown.OMDGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17937425894428802591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-68834307500035720562011-12-10T14:16:36.041-05:002011-12-10T14:16:36.041-05:00Self-luminescent would be radioactive.
And I real...Self-luminescent would be radioactive.<br /><br />And I really, really wouldn't know what to say about a roll of radioactive toilet paper...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-45600985649394731572011-12-10T12:32:21.377-05:002011-12-10T12:32:21.377-05:00I would LOVEto see the tech's reaction if it d...I would LOVEto see the tech's reaction if it does rub off and someone went in for a colonoscopy.<br /><br />Just sayin' ...Ms. Donnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11945753071493117365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-6437208040310824852011-12-10T11:46:30.297-05:002011-12-10T11:46:30.297-05:00Anon @ 8:48 ~ I just about PIMP!!! Thanks for my g...Anon @ 8:48 ~ I just about PIMP!!! Thanks for my great big belly laugh!<br /><br />Steph ~ fabulous idea!!bobbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14353836074794786357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-85596313932630912642011-12-10T10:40:07.964-05:002011-12-10T10:40:07.964-05:00Now is it actually self-luminescent or does it jus...Now is it actually self-luminescent or does it just retain the effects from overhead lights, like those old ping-pong balls used to?thethingspatientssayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09926686175578949475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-32137817015604795142011-12-10T10:15:46.401-05:002011-12-10T10:15:46.401-05:00Wow...it would be really cool to tee-pee someone&#...Wow...it would be really cool to tee-pee someone's house with that's stuff!Stephnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-40567194024333369752011-12-10T07:59:06.354-05:002011-12-10T07:59:06.354-05:00If the ladies use this, will their men stop compla...If the ladies use this, will their men stop complaining about always turning the lights off during sex?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-57747939087572447902011-12-10T02:54:31.462-05:002011-12-10T02:54:31.462-05:00anon 8:48
your comment cracked me up - seriously....anon 8:48<br /><br />your comment cracked me up - seriously. Thumbs up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-90752734395705045042011-12-09T23:53:52.967-05:002011-12-09T23:53:52.967-05:00Then one foggy Christmas Eve...Then one foggy Christmas Eve...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-68886255605117493802011-12-09T22:15:47.980-05:002011-12-09T22:15:47.980-05:00"Nice try, but the expression is actually ..."Nice try, but the expression is actually 'a SHOT in the dark!'"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-49526678178937173692011-12-09T22:09:48.003-05:002011-12-09T22:09:48.003-05:00"The sun doesn't shine down there, but ou..."The sun doesn't shine down there, but our toilet paper does!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-1653218686194774312011-12-09T22:01:45.575-05:002011-12-09T22:01:45.575-05:00Moonlighting.Moonlighting.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-78766284724627861102011-12-09T21:54:42.302-05:002011-12-09T21:54:42.302-05:00Hooray! No more painful burns from wiping myself w...Hooray! No more painful burns from wiping myself with light bulbs!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-28944142953165991502011-12-09T21:48:11.461-05:002011-12-09T21:48:11.461-05:00At last, a light at the end of the tunnel.At last, a light at the end of the tunnel.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-61602633181940004862011-12-09T20:19:11.658-05:002011-12-09T20:19:11.658-05:00You just know it's only a matter of time befor...You just know it's only a matter of time before somebody tries it, and if it's successful, puts pictures of it online.Thomas D.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-30959318240923831722011-12-09T19:31:59.180-05:002011-12-09T19:31:59.180-05:00Now I remember why I always come back...this post ...Now I remember why I always come back...this post made me laugh so hard I almost NEEDED toilet paper! Never did I think I'd see the words "luminescent" and "anus" in the same sentence...medrecgalnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-65154589320032159602011-12-09T18:55:29.197-05:002011-12-09T18:55:29.197-05:00There may be some kind of advantage of having a lu...There may be some kind of advantage of having a luminescent anus...to a certain kind of population that is...pharmacy chickhttp://pharmacychick.blogpharm.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-31987598643595002982011-12-09T17:14:49.976-05:002011-12-09T17:14:49.976-05:00Has there been a study of the effects of repeatedl...Has there been a study of the effects of repeatedly applying photoluminescence to one's ass?<br /><br />Thought not.History Dochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17359304564761950649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-47579057588088969852011-12-09T16:56:02.173-05:002011-12-09T16:56:02.173-05:00What a great idea!
If it did rub off, think how gr...What a great idea!<br />If it did rub off, think how great that would be! I'd rub it from the small of my back to...wait a minute, is that toilet paper artisanal?Mockingbirdnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-88583793071298984652011-12-09T16:41:43.720-05:002011-12-09T16:41:43.720-05:00Actually, my hubs thinks this is a great idea!
**...Actually, my hubs thinks this is a great idea!<br /><br />***sigh***<br />What do you expect from a aerospace engineer?!bobbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14353836074794786357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-56733888053769421012011-12-09T16:19:20.459-05:002011-12-09T16:19:20.459-05:00Ha ha ha!
My first thought? "Um, that's ...Ha ha ha!<br /><br />My first thought? "Um, that's just wrong."<br /><br />My second thought? "Great for the kids at night!"Suzannenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-71882655948063353412011-12-09T16:19:12.237-05:002011-12-09T16:19:12.237-05:00Patent Pending, no doubt.Patent Pending, no doubt.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com