tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post1390950783300088194..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Quote du jourGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-53895280985926039972014-12-21T15:11:12.125-05:002014-12-21T15:11:12.125-05:00maybe they were talking about small lacerations of...maybe they were talking about small lacerations of the backsideYakinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-35706821535188661342014-12-20T22:20:29.244-05:002014-12-20T22:20:29.244-05:00Some guys just can't hold their arsenic...Some guys just can't hold their arsenic...Tsunobahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16997397320479430764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-38609845511349691512014-12-20T21:52:29.787-05:002014-12-20T21:52:29.787-05:00I was about to do a fine needle aspiration on a pa...I was about to do a fine needle aspiration on a patient. <br />Me: any allergies?<br />Him: ...pain.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-34114188007074291772014-12-20T15:08:52.434-05:002014-12-20T15:08:52.434-05:00Speaking of allergies, I'm deeply allergic to ...Speaking of allergies, I'm deeply allergic to guillotine. It gies me a strange feeling of dissociation. Do you have a solution?Pierrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11823304881368264694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-2278214557524782212014-12-19T23:24:18.142-05:002014-12-19T23:24:18.142-05:00(I obviously meant propofol)(I obviously meant propofol)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16414408422305950104noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-1995480944238839592014-12-19T23:24:01.772-05:002014-12-19T23:24:01.772-05:00Well I personally have a sensitivity to cyanide. I...Well I personally have a sensitivity to cyanide. I also think im allergic to midazolam, because it makes me sleepy. Also profile. That makes me REALLY sleepy. Yeah. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16414408422305950104noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-78752970926950092382014-12-19T21:39:52.348-05:002014-12-19T21:39:52.348-05:00One of my faves:
"Allergic to succinylcholine...One of my faves:<br />"Allergic to succinylcholine"<br />Reaction: irritable<br /><br />08armydochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08822263660673470153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-76424043723200500622014-12-19T20:58:44.478-05:002014-12-19T20:58:44.478-05:00Arsenic was actually listed as an ingredient on a ...Arsenic was actually listed as an ingredient on a bottled water I purchased while at the beach a few years ago. I was amused. Drank it anyway. <br /><br />And I'm not a robot, either. I am very impressed that I was actually able to read the captcha this time! Usually it takes me at least 5 tries. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70689266718972097922014-12-19T20:43:25.508-05:002014-12-19T20:43:25.508-05:00You know, if the reaction is 'hives' or &#...You know, if the reaction is 'hives' or 'pinkie on left hand twitches', this could be a very useful piece of information for a lonely old man who finds his twice elderly landladies attractive. Sort of a 'canary in the coal mine' type of effect. On the other hand, if it is as Moose warns, this lonely old man could find himself experiencing a lot of 'hives' or 'twitchy pinkies'?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-20784235153701702792014-12-19T19:05:09.550-05:002014-12-19T19:05:09.550-05:00so put them on a low arsenic (broccoli) dietso put them on a low arsenic (broccoli) dietAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-10893214287795114992014-12-19T14:12:29.198-05:002014-12-19T14:12:29.198-05:00So are we all.So are we all.Ms. Donnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11945753071493117365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-40222008083134109702014-12-19T11:36:38.073-05:002014-12-19T11:36:38.073-05:00I suspect that it is not a real allergy so much as...I suspect that it is not a real allergy so much as it is a reduced tolerance. I tell people I am allergic to The Real Housewives of LA/ NJ? NY/ Atlanta but it is not a real allergy, just a reduced tolerance that makes me sick.Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-39229035975562954302014-12-19T10:25:26.763-05:002014-12-19T10:25:26.763-05:00I meant to say 'unobtanium'- I'm aller...I meant to say 'unobtanium'- I'm allergic to unobtanium. Yeah, that's it. I'm actually very allergic to unobtanium.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-90569768257921784912014-12-19T08:48:38.378-05:002014-12-19T08:48:38.378-05:00Moose has a point. It is perfectly reasonable for ...Moose has a point. It is perfectly reasonable for this patient to be able to narrow his sensitivity down to arsenic. Just to be a devils advocate though maybe it is hydrogen or oxygen since those are in the water too. Like they always say, a little science...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-46794210788594845342014-12-19T08:00:39.891-05:002014-12-19T08:00:39.891-05:00Excuse me, sir. Captain Pedantic would like to rem...Excuse me, sir. Captain Pedantic would like to remind you that most people consume arsenic just about every day. It's probably in your drinking water, unless you're actively filtering it. It's commonly found in things like apple juice and there was a big deal a couple years ago about it showing up in rice - no surprise, given that rice is grown practically underwater.<br /><br />Once again you think you're being hilarious at the expense of actual science. You want people to think, "Hahaha, Mr Stupid thinks he's allergic to poison!" when the truth may be that he's actually sensitive to a common trace metal.<br /><br />p.s. I am too a robot. SO THERE. NYAH.Moosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10397412122635951126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-18777544143765550242014-12-19T07:47:52.577-05:002014-12-19T07:47:52.577-05:00Is he/she also allergic to old lace?Is he/she also allergic to old lace?Sarah Dnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-8354032945695337492014-12-19T07:04:55.908-05:002014-12-19T07:04:55.908-05:00Well.. they would have a reaction..
Did you ask...Well.. they would have a reaction.. <br /><br />Did you ask them if they were allergic to higher wave energies in large doses or if they react negatively to immersion and super saturation of dihydrogen monoxide? Uncivil servantnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-72600878086809691382014-12-19T06:55:34.473-05:002014-12-19T06:55:34.473-05:00I hope he doesn't have APL.I hope he doesn't have APL.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com