tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post1189582447197779596..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Patient quote of the dayGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-35281190073404655332012-10-11T08:42:29.116-04:002012-10-11T08:42:29.116-04:00I had a confused elderly woman in my ED recently s...I had a confused elderly woman in my ED recently say: " My doctor got me to remember this and he said it's very important to say whenever I go into hospital. I only have two neurons, and they don't synapse properly."<br /><br />For once a local doctor thinking of us in ED! The hard part was keeping a straight face.Aussienightnursenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-2551058284216147462012-07-15T21:59:44.999-04:002012-07-15T21:59:44.999-04:00Genuinely impressive... but wouldn't the best ...Genuinely impressive... but wouldn't the best medical solution be to advise him to remove his cranium from his rectum and call it good??Jennhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00455620576513238245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-222056924918662852012-06-17T13:05:29.384-04:002012-06-17T13:05:29.384-04:00Wow... I'm just imagining the pituitary snakin...Wow... I'm just imagining the pituitary snaking all the way down to his sciatic nerve. That's one big tumor.Cornhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00978319683031575123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-14537482074696169312012-06-15T12:05:13.558-04:002012-06-15T12:05:13.558-04:00I'm with Old Squid, his head must be up his as...I'm with Old Squid, his head must be up his ass for sure!PA Honeybeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06788465617178812326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-62448793770656613962012-06-13T18:45:26.248-04:002012-06-13T18:45:26.248-04:00Yep, that's huge alright!Yep, that's huge alright!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-75148602785540158842012-06-13T18:40:25.399-04:002012-06-13T18:40:25.399-04:00This was exactly what I needed to read after the w...This was exactly what I needed to read after the world's hardest pharmacology exam. Thanks!Danikahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15767203600080478291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-78952120124372411712012-06-13T17:47:40.713-04:002012-06-13T17:47:40.713-04:00That is like the pituitary tumor that ate manhatta...That is like the pituitary tumor that ate manhattan. The Godzilla of pituitary tumors.webhillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05938934194973454729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-27247172757916552102012-06-13T15:32:39.886-04:002012-06-13T15:32:39.886-04:00OMDG, or his head is up his ass.OMDG, or his head is up his ass.OldSquidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07631679459919246536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-11187628679269262392012-06-13T14:19:14.228-04:002012-06-13T14:19:14.228-04:00Well, I will leave the medical advice to the ones ...Well, I will leave the medical advice to the ones who have done med school, but as a human being with some knowledge of anatomy, this man has problems.<br /><br />Big ones.<br /><br />BTW, if you don't know, Google pitutary gland and see where you wind up. Minus 10 points if you have to do the same for the sciatic nerve.Ms. Donnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11945753071493117365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-87497262710153734672012-06-13T12:07:30.605-04:002012-06-13T12:07:30.605-04:00Maybe they could use a trans-rectal approach for s...Maybe they could use a trans-rectal approach for surgery instead of trans-sphenoidal.ndenunzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05023879475347518171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-49561831498029118252012-06-13T11:06:18.634-04:002012-06-13T11:06:18.634-04:00if its a MAN, his brain Usually is located in his ...if its a MAN, his brain Usually is located in his ass......present company exluded OF COURSE hahahapharmacy chickhttp://pharmacychick.blogpharm.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-71025200497104564802012-06-13T10:58:14.708-04:002012-06-13T10:58:14.708-04:00Sounds like tumor patient is related to extreme pa...Sounds like tumor patient is related to extreme patient.aeknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-28135787092397339672012-06-13T10:50:37.694-04:002012-06-13T10:50:37.694-04:00"His tumor's getting so big it's star..."His tumor's getting so big it's starting to look like a threemor." - J.D.Philnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70092829384562111062012-06-13T09:54:19.412-04:002012-06-13T09:54:19.412-04:00"Worst case of Recto-Cranial Inversion I'..."Worst case of Recto-Cranial Inversion I've ever seen."Moosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10397412122635951126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-10766250456081356642012-06-13T09:32:20.139-04:002012-06-13T09:32:20.139-04:00"Every time I sit down, I get an inch taller...."Every time I sit down, I get an inch taller."Officer Cynicalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04193271958353271282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-75707403607467751152012-06-13T08:34:05.291-04:002012-06-13T08:34:05.291-04:00Go back to Biology class, then tell me how big it ...Go back to Biology class, then tell me how big it really is.<br /><br />murgatr<br />Pharm. Tech. RDC'06Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-85145227898604019332012-06-13T07:48:15.330-04:002012-06-13T07:48:15.330-04:00Man that would be a HUGE tumor!Man that would be a HUGE tumor!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-24890133083952338812012-06-13T07:32:31.771-04:002012-06-13T07:32:31.771-04:00So his brain is in his ass?So his brain is in his ass?OMDGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17937425894428802591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-91050931724120696702012-06-13T07:12:56.230-04:002012-06-13T07:12:56.230-04:00I don't get it??I don't get it??Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12062799913421906735noreply@blogger.com