tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post1154564432576331700..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Monday morning incontinenceGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-7925833420465277122010-11-23T23:26:20.695-05:002010-11-23T23:26:20.695-05:00I knew a guy who did safety training for oil compa...I knew a guy who did safety training for oil companies and traveled with a CPR dummy in a large ice chest, along with other supplies. In Angola, the customs officials opened the ice chest, and thought it was a real dead person. They all ran screaming from the room, making the customs process much simpler for the day.<br /><br />Code is tipses, what DR. G felt upon seeing the dummy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-77251513316527827472010-11-23T16:25:17.606-05:002010-11-23T16:25:17.606-05:00NOTHING beats Diet Coke!NOTHING beats Diet Coke!Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-12043366211511059622010-11-23T16:19:53.419-05:002010-11-23T16:19:53.419-05:00Haha, what a wake-up call! And... does adrenaline ...Haha, what a wake-up call! And... does adrenaline beat diet coke? ;-)arzt4empfaengerhttp://arzt4empfaenger.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-47768235624228418052010-11-23T08:55:30.235-05:002010-11-23T08:55:30.235-05:00Sorry for the late reply to your reply. Dexter is ...Sorry for the late reply to your reply. Dexter is about a serial killer who chops up his victims. I just figured you watched it on Sunday night and had murder & dismemberment on your mind on Monday when that elevator door opened. <br /><br />In Dexter's defense, he only kills really bad people.thegooddrlaurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08435755211517374081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-85814520745458109072010-11-22T20:46:20.463-05:002010-11-22T20:46:20.463-05:00Does that hospital misplace patients, too?Does that hospital misplace patients, too?Gloria Pnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-82818794849655057082010-11-22T19:37:06.076-05:002010-11-22T19:37:06.076-05:00when magic tricks go tragically wrong....when magic tricks go tragically wrong....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-8538746945266045642010-11-22T16:36:15.459-05:002010-11-22T16:36:15.459-05:00So Doc, I guess you did not get recertified-heh ?So Doc, I guess you did not get recertified-heh ?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-48745693183754970072010-11-22T12:38:05.753-05:002010-11-22T12:38:05.753-05:00Did your kid need CPR after eating all those pickl...Did your kid need CPR after eating all those pickles?<br />(the word for word verification is "palin". That is terrifying.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-11259510800897048092010-11-22T11:19:17.271-05:002010-11-22T11:19:17.271-05:00When I was in High School (a very long time ago--L...When I was in High School (a very long time ago--LOL) my mom had gone to Open House, the one and only one she attended during my four years of HS and my brother's because of what happened on that September Evening. <br /><br />My Mom walked into the Health Room and we were studying CPR; we were all going to get certified. Well, to "show" parents some examples, etc., the teacher left Recessive Annie on the floor. My mother walked in, saw what she thought was someone laying on the floor and everyone was standing around talking and doing nothing about poor Annie. It scared the shit out of her and she passed out (hit the floor), OUT COLD. The teacher used it as a learning opportunity for the other parents. My mother was fine and my dad had to come get her as she was too shook up to continue. She also never returned to the school again, ever! <br /><br />I was lucky that our graduations were at remote locations (Ravina and Dyke aka Ryan Stadium for those of you in IL).<br /><br />From what I understand that story was told for years to come after both my brother and I finished the class and left the school. <br /><br />Wow! Thanks for the laugh this morning. What a blast from the past!<br /><br />Happy Thanksgiving to All and I hope that nobody has to work!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-73629323774891116112010-11-22T11:12:55.741-05:002010-11-22T11:12:55.741-05:00oic! i thought you took a pic with your phone when...oic! i thought you took a pic with your phone when you found the dummy :pAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-5203223770908974902010-11-22T11:08:57.764-05:002010-11-22T11:08:57.764-05:00The pic is from google images. It's not the du...The pic is from google images. It's not the dummy I found.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-40918774863392294462010-11-22T11:07:02.478-05:002010-11-22T11:07:02.478-05:00gosh... did you help them glue the head and torso ...gosh... did you help them glue the head and torso together? judging from the pic, i don't think the head and torso are separated...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-91580545964984600652010-11-22T10:36:25.488-05:002010-11-22T10:36:25.488-05:00somebody recorded that... its too good to not be a...somebody recorded that... its too good to not be able to have an instant replay featureThe Nerdy Nursehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06412019126640110248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-25048133719066003232010-11-22T09:40:00.581-05:002010-11-22T09:40:00.581-05:00have to change into a set of scrubs or was there a...have to change into a set of scrubs or was there any extra set of pants in the office?SuFu PhDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11450260720996523883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-74163191719360827472010-11-22T09:38:00.829-05:002010-11-22T09:38:00.829-05:00Typical Neurologist. Gets all squeamish at the si...Typical Neurologist. Gets all squeamish at the site of a trauma....ERPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15973334581468131595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-8769284591430235862010-11-22T09:35:12.998-05:002010-11-22T09:35:12.998-05:00Where is the picture of the torso? LOLWhere is the picture of the torso? LOLAnimalnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-72981576394193355702010-11-22T08:59:59.165-05:002010-11-22T08:59:59.165-05:00No, why?No, why?Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-37864007102871893342010-11-22T08:58:36.595-05:002010-11-22T08:58:36.595-05:00You watched Dexter last night, didn't you?You watched Dexter last night, didn't you?thegooddrlaurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08435755211517374081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-20563698839485229362010-11-22T08:53:53.196-05:002010-11-22T08:53:53.196-05:00Those things are massively expensive--one doesn...Those things are massively expensive--one doesn't just leave them in elevators.<br /><br />But I think Resuscie Annie is the best proof that CPR doesn't actually work. All that chest pounding and she's still pulseless.The Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15157821003454766570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-85310875377357446532010-11-22T08:50:49.714-05:002010-11-22T08:50:49.714-05:00Did you initiate CPR before you realized what was ...Did you initiate CPR before you realized what was happening?staceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08872800621811343464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-3644020839083167582010-11-22T08:42:19.828-05:002010-11-22T08:42:19.828-05:00Whoa! So, you probably won't need as much Diet...Whoa! So, you probably won't need as much Diet Coke this morning, huh?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-61792726978988906622010-11-22T07:26:50.818-05:002010-11-22T07:26:50.818-05:00lol.......oylol.......oyUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14878419613296817145noreply@blogger.com