There are better things to do after Thanksgiving than get up at midnight to camp outside Wall-to-Wall Mart to be in a human stampede (LARGE SCREEN TV FOR $5! ONLY 1 PER STORE! LAST PERSON STANDING GETS IT!).
Besides, you might get your picture taken and end up on People of Walmart.
Instead, you can shop for high-quality, tasteful, yet pointless gifts, at the Doctor Grumpy online store!
And we at Grumpy Neurology, Inc. promise to never, ever, ever, take your picture as you shop online.