Thursday, November 25, 2010

Black Friday Shameless Self-Promotion

Remember people: There are better things to do the day after Thanksgiving than getting up at 3:00 a.m. to camp outside Wall-to-Wall Mart to be in a human stampede (LARGE SCREEN TV FOR $5! ONLY 1 PER STORE! LAST PERSON STANDING GETS IT!).

Besides, you might get your picture taken and end up on People of Walmart.

Instead, you can shop for high-quality, tasteful, yet pointless gifts, at the Doctor Grumpy online store!

And we at Grumpy Neurology, Inc. promise to never, ever, ever, take your picture as you shop online.

8 comments:

Crazed Nitwit said...

Hahahaha, i feel exactly the same way you do!!

Watercolor said...

You sure there isn't a webcam???? I'll be shopping online at work.... shhhhhh!!!!

(and I plan to be FAST asleep at 3am)

The Mother said...

Anyone who goes to any store between Halloween and Valentine's Day deserves exactly what they get. There is nothing that cannot be obtained online.

Captain Foulenough said...

"....
Instead, you can shop for pointless gifts at the Doctor Grumpy Groupie online store!"

Whore.

Anonymous said...

NOT A SNOWBALLS CHANCE IN HELL!

Hope everyone had a great T-Day!

Anonymous said...

The really fanatical already have their gifts wrapped and stashed by Halloween, the gullible go shopping at 3am with the other fools.
Us really cool folks ignore the whole thing until the last minute...


Then give money.

pharmacy chick said...

If there is one day a year that i avoid the mall..or ALL retailers for that matter, its Black Friday. For me its my rest day (if I have it off). I dont need sox at 50% off. I dont need a stripped down laptop for $199. and since I dont like crowds of people its not the place for me. Once and ONLY once did I ever go out on black friday and it was after 9 pm and the store looked as if it had been thru a tornado. Thanks, but no thanks.

Anonymous said...

I admit it. I got the $198 laptop. I'm a not-so-rich college student, and it is not a bad price. It just has to connect to the internet and let me use Microsoft Office, which it does. If it lasts for 2 years, then I got my money's worth. I got the $59 camera too. If either break, I am not going to cry over it. I'll just hop in line next year. :)

I know a lot of people fear Black Friday. I really think it depends on where you live. I never feared being run over by some mob at any of the stores I shop at. Other places are different though.

 
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