Saturday, November 28, 2009

What The List Says

I guess the list is hard to read on cafepress, so here is what it says:


THINGS I LEARNED FROM DR. GRUMPY

1. Never let your daughter put hair clips on a dog.

2. If you change your script from ‘Midrin’ to ‘Morphine’, spell it right.

3. There’s no such thing as “a little brain dead”.

4. Hitting your head repeatedly on a police car windshield does not impress girls.

5. Never disimpact yourself with a toothbrush.

6. Don’t go for coffee while your spouse is having a stroke.

7. Never bring a scale on a cruise ship.

8. Your health insurance company DOES NOT have your best interests at heart.

9. Never volunteer to do the back-to-school shopping.

10. The Wii Fit trainer is a jerk.

11 Diet Coke is a food group.

12. Never call your neurologist at night unless your brain fell out.

13. Your GPS system isn’t perfect.

14. Your neurologist is NOT the information booth.

13 comments:

student dr. blaze said...

how much of a nerd am i if i want to change #11 to read the wii fit trainer is a third derivative? ;-)

Classof65 said...

I LOVE lists like this! Now all we need is a T-shirt with all this printed on it! I'd buy several, one for myself and some for my friends...

Classof65 said...

Okay, I ordered...it's a Christmas present to myself!

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Wow! Thank you!

Anonymous said...

Class of 65... uhhhh

Anonymous said...

I love it, Dr. G! but for #8, don't you mean "never bring a scale on A cruise ship?"

just checking...

:)
snurse8

Anonymous said...

should it be "on a cruise ship"? idk grammar is not my strong spot

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Yeah, you're both right. I fixed it, here and on the shirt.

Anonymous said...

Why is there no number 5?

Easily Lost said...

Don't forget your loyal readers, when you become rich and infamous because of the sales ;)

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Crapanoli! Okay, I fixed that, too.

Mari-Ann said...

So was this Cliff Notes for those who don't have time to read (and treasure) every Grumpy bon mot? The condensed version will NEVER be as entertaining nor as enlightening as becoming a Grumpy disciple. Prioritize, people!

Mr. Knucklehead said...

Hey, I remember the number six story, and I agree with you on the Diet Coke.

 
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