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I love the line about "mingle with residents" ("Have we met before?"). Bring a guest? (Imagine doing this on a first date).
The mind reels with possibilities! Will they have a fire dancer ("How did I get these burns on my chest?")? Will people who can't remember drink Mai Tai's to forget? Who will win the limbo? Will the hula dancers' grass skirts cover their Depends?
And most frightening of all: What's REALLY on that pu pu platter?
2 comments:
Oh, this is hysterical. Seriously who would go to this?
You should go. It would make for a great blog entry!
Yeah, I thought of that, but just couldn't handle going there and having my patients introduce themselves to me repeatedly. They already do that as Walmart greeters.
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